Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
is that a dick in a sweater?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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