She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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