Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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