Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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