Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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