Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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