is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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