My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
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I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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