I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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