Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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