Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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