wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
What a dumb baby whore.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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