And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
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He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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