No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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