dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Two words: nipple clamps
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