.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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