found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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