my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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