To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
God, I missed his penis.
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