Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I can tuck mytits in my pants
what if I'm pregnant?
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oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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