I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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