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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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