Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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