just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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