Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Randomize