Kareoke will never be a sober sport
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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