I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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