yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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