Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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