Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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