I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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