No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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