What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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