ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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