I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
third nipple confirmed
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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