normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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