I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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