Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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