If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
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Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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