my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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