If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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