he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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