dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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