Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
dude. I can hear the air.
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