He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
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fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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