How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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