Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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