To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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