i would punch a child for taco bell
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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