Are we in a gay sports bar?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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